Thursday, August 28, 2008

I'll have whatever he's smoking.

Putin accuses U.S. of provoking Georgia crisis.

Right, and Israel is responsible for perpetuating violence in the Middle East, and cutting taxes makes people poorer and raising taxes makes people wealthier, and Bush is responsible for 9/11 and Republicans are responsible for that greatest of all evils, global warming, and by extension, the impending demise of Planet Earth. And I'm responsible for the fact that it rained last week, because I had a passing thought of taking my car in for a wash. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a Toyota.

Pass me that doobie.

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