Friday, October 19, 2007

Three Excellent Reasons Why I Have Not One Iota of Respect Left for the Nobel Peace Prize

1. Jimmy Carter
2. Yassir Arafat
3. Al Gore

Thanks, Al, both for inventing the Internet and for completing this particular trifecta. And by the way, Al, you're a pompous, self-aggrandizing, total idiot. In a world where people are flying planes into skyscrapers, you are trying to convince us that our single greatest danger is global freakin warming? Oh, okay.

Mazel Tov on the Nobel.

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