Friday, August 17, 2007

Note to Self

Dear Self,

Please remember the following about guys on Frumster:

  1. if you catch them in a lie, chances are they are lying. Don't make excuses for them in your head;
  2. if they seem to steer the conversation/chat/email chain towards the topic of sex every time, run for the hills;
  3. if they talk incessantly about infidelity, they are simultaneously talking to many other girls on Frumster;
  4. if they seem too good to be true, they are. Not true.
  5. if they complain that most girls on Frumster are gold-diggers they are most probably unemployed.
Best Regards,

Self

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